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Yeah, Grandpa definitely knows some things. Shortly after we introduced [...]

From Montana, my dad moved us to the El Toro-Mission [...]

Most normal autobiographies usually avoid pontification.*  (Grandpa likes to use this word [...]

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In the last chapter I gave you a bit of [...]

You will find that your grandfather has a lot of [...]